So, over the past few days, I've been in a war of words that I now dub combat poetry. Yes, one of my good friends posted status on facebook... I responded with a mediocre attempt at irony and thought little of it... litt…

You know how Starbucks has those coffee cups made from recycled material with quotes on them? You know - the ones that you agree with until you realize you hate the person who said it? Well. My town doesn't have a Starb…

“If you ordered food today, at Panera Bread, your order is ready at the counter” - Panera counter guy. Awesome.